Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A Note to the Fine Print

(1) acceptance =/= attending, moving, or any of the sort.
(acceptance does not equal attending)

(2) acceptence --?--> attending, moving, etc.
(acceptance MAY lead to attending)

Can you tell that I took a break from my homework to write this?

Monday, March 2, 2009


...for the Buffalo's Soldiers Giveaway! That's right. For the first time ever My Better Half and I are sponsering a GVIEAWAY. Are you ready? The first 25 people to comment with your email address on this post will recieve a FREE email for 30% off all of your purchases made March 13-16, 2009 at all Gap locations. This is where we holla. You know you want to win it. Entries must be receiced by 9 a.m. Eastern Time on Tuesday, March 3, 2009. That would be tomorrow folks. Some restrictions may apply*. Good luck. And don't forget to Holla!

*Restrictions are to be read aloud, qickly, and muffled. Ready. Set. READ! Residents of Buffalo and surrounding suburbs are not eligible. Emailing it to you would be plain silly. I can hand deliver an invitation to you. Rights are reserved to give preference to those belonging to my family tree if needs be, as well as the right to combine members of my family tree who live geograpohically close to one another so as to leave room for more winners. I reserve the right for you to conduct yourself in whatever way possible to ensure you are among the 25 who win. Bribes are accepted. Speaking of acceptances, My Better Half was just accepted to the University of Louisville Brandeis School of Law. Holla. Thing 2 recently bumped her head on the filing cabinet giving her a lump and a mild scratch as I typed out this post. Ouch. Thing 1 locked himself in Clementine's crate also whilst typing this post. Thank you. Have a great day. Did I just hear you holla?