Wednesday, May 6, 2009

While we're on the subject

Max (bewildered after hearing a strained grunt in the distance): What is Daddy doing?
Mom: Sounds like he's going stinky, bud.
Max: Oh.

After a brief ponder, Max removes himself from his chair and putters down the hall toward the bathroom.

Max (bursting with empathy): Do you need me to rub your back to help you get it out, Dad?


We ain't makin' this up. We couldn't if we tried.

5 comments:

Jeff said...

so what? we all poop. at least mine doesn't stink!

Jana Brookes said...

hilarious!

Rain or Shine Soccer.com said...

Max is so funny! Cali keeps saying, I want max to come over and play dress ups with me again!

Stephanie said...

I think that is so sweet!

Jaime Escalante said...

As the Spanish say: Todos hacemos caca.

It's actually a children's book -- highly recommend it :)

(The book in English: Everybody Poops)